Something positive

Category: Love jokes

A couple are getting ready for bed after a long day’s work. “I look in the mirror, and I see an old lady,” the woman says to her husband. “My face is all wrinkled, and I’m sagging and bagging all over. And look at this flab on my arms.” Her husband is silent. “Hey!” she says, turning to him. “Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself.” “Well,” he says, “your eyesight is still great.”

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