Brilliant answers by the student who got 0%?
1)In which battle did Tippu sultan die?
A-In his last battle!
2)Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A-At the bottom of the page.
3)What's the main reason 4 divorce?
A-Marriage.
4)Ganga flows in which state?
A-Liquid state.
5)when was Mahatma Gandhi born?
A-On his birthday.
6) How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people?
A-By preparing mango shake.!!
One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.
Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
Santa was visiting the big city for the first time. He checks in at the hotel, and the bell boy takes his bags. He follows the boy, and as the door closes, he looks around and shakes his fist at him.
`Young man, I may be from the village and unfamiliar with the city, but that don`t mean I`m stupid! I paid good money, and this room won`t do at all! It`s too small, and without proper ventilation! Why there`s not even a bed!`
The bellboy looks at Santa and says, `Sir, this isn`t your room, it`s the elevator!`
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant."
The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?"
She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.